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Count Orgasms Not Calories Shirt
Count Orgasms Not Calories Shirt
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Count Orgasms Not Calories Shirt
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Sizing Charts
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 17.5 in | 27 in |
| S | 19 in | 28 in |
| M | 20.5 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
- 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
- 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
- 6-ounce, 100% US cotton
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 16.25 in | 26 in |
| S | 18.25 in | 27 in |
| M | 20.25 in | 28 in |
| L | 22.25 in | 29 in |
| XL | 24.25 in | 30 in |
| 2XL | 26.25 in | 31 in |
| 3XL | 28.25 in | 32 in |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather: 90/10 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly
- Triblend Colors: 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
- Dark Grey Heather: 4.2-ounce, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly, 32 singles
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
- 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
- (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Decoration Type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 15.25 in | 24.72 in |
| S | 16.25 in | 25.35 in |
| M | 17.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 18.25 in | 26.61 in |
| XL | 19.25 in | 27.25 in |
| 2XL | 21.25 in | 27.87 in |
| 3XL | 22.25 in | 28.50 in |
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey; Fabric laundered
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; 32 singles for extreme softness
- Side Seamed; Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
- Slim Fit, please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
- 6-ounce, 100% US cotton
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 14 in | 27 in |
| S | 15 in | 27.5 in |
| M | 16 in | 28 in |
| L | 17 in | 28.5 in |
| XL | 18 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 19 in | 29.5 in |
- 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; 30 singles
- Self-fabric binding on neck and armholes
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
- (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YXS | 13.75 in | 19 in |
| YS | 15.25 in | 20.5 in |
| YM | 16.75 in | 22 in |
| YL | 18.25 in | 23.5 in |
| YXL | 19.75 in | 25 in |
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- Side-seamed; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YXS | 16 in | 19.75 in |
| YS | 17 in | 21.25 in |
| YM | 18 in | 22.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 24 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 25.5 in |
- 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- No drawcord on kids' hoodies
- 1x1 rib knit cuffs & waistband with spandex; Front pouch pocket
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
- 5.3 oz. 100% USA cotton
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Double-needle stitching throughout, ribbed cuffs
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Decoration type: Digital Print