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Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock Nothing Beats Patriots Shirt
Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock Nothing Beats Patriots Shirt
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- Handling Time (Mon-Fri): 1-3 days
- Shipping Time (Mon-Fri): 3-9 days.
International Orders:
- Handling Time: 3–5 business days
- Shipping Time: 15–30 business days
The Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock Nothing Beats Patriots Shirt is the ultimate statement for die-hard New England football fans. Blending humor with confidence, this design puts a clever spin on the classic rock-paper-scissors game while making one thing clear nothing beats the Patriots. It’s a must-have tee for fans who love bold, playful sports messaging.
Designed for comfort and everyday wear, this shirt is perfect for game days, tailgates, watch parties, or casual streetwear. The clean, readable text stands out whether you’re at the stadium or watching from home, making it an instant conversation starter among fellow Patriots fans.
Ideal for longtime supporters, football lovers, and anyone who enjoys witty fan apparel, the Rock Beats Scissors Paper Beats Rock Nothing Beats Patriots Shirt also makes a great gift for New England fans. If you want to represent your team with humor, pride, and confidence, this shirt belongs in your game-day rotation.
Sizing Charts
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Made with sustainably & fairly grown USA cotton
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 17.5 in | 27 in |
| S | 19 in | 28 in |
| M | 20.5 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
- 4.3 oz, 100% ring spun combed cotton jersey
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; Fabric laundered
- 32 singles for extreme softness; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
- 6-ounce, 100% US cotton
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 16.25 in | 26 in |
| S | 18.25 in | 27 in |
| M | 20.25 in | 28 in |
| L | 22.25 in | 29 in |
| XL | 24.25 in | 30 in |
| 2XL | 26.25 in | 31 in |
| 3XL | 28.25 in | 32 in |
- 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton; 30 singles
- Athletic Heather: 90/10 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly
- Triblend Colors: 3.8-ounce, 50/25/25 poly/Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/rayon, 40 singles
- Dark Grey Heather: 4.2-ounce, 52/48 Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly, 32 singles
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 17.25 in | 25.5 in |
| M | 19.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 21.25 in | 27 in |
| XL | 23.25 in | 28 in |
| 2XL | 25.25 in | 28.5 in |
| 3XL | 27.25 in | 29 in |
- 5.3oz 100% preshrunk cotton
- (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash), 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
- Decoration Type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 15.25 in | 24.72 in |
| S | 16.25 in | 25.35 in |
| M | 17.25 in | 26 in |
| L | 18.25 in | 26.61 in |
| XL | 19.25 in | 27.25 in |
| 2XL | 21.25 in | 27.87 in |
| 3XL | 22.25 in | 28.50 in |
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey; Fabric laundered
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester; 32 singles for extreme softness
- Side Seamed; Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
- Slim Fit, please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 32 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 33 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 34 in |
- 8 oz; 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Fabric composition may vary by color)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Two-ply hood with grommets, dyed-to-match drawcord & low-pill fleece
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |
- 6-ounce, 100% US cotton
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Unisex sizing; consult size chart for details
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| S | 20 in | 26 in |
| M | 22 in | 27 in |
| L | 24 in | 28 in |
| XL | 26 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 28 in | 30 in |
| 3XL | 30 in | 31 in |
| 4XL | 32 in | 32 in |
| 5XL | 34 in | 33 in |
- 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
- Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| XS | 14 in | 27 in |
| S | 15 in | 27.5 in |
| M | 16 in | 28 in |
| L | 17 in | 28.5 in |
| XL | 18 in | 29 in |
| 2XL | 19 in | 29.5 in |
- 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey; 30 singles
- Self-fabric binding on neck and armholes
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- Fitted Style; We suggest sizing up
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YXS | 16 in | 20.5 in |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton
- (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey), 50/50 cotton/poly (Dark Heather)
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YXS | 13.75 in | 19 in |
| YS | 15.25 in | 20.5 in |
| YM | 16.75 in | 22 in |
| YL | 18.25 in | 23.5 in |
| YXL | 19.75 in | 25 in |
- 4.3 oz, 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
- Heather Gray 90% cotton/10% polyester 32 singles
- Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
- Side-seamed; 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YXS | 16 in | 19.75 in |
| YS | 17 in | 21.25 in |
| YM | 18 in | 22.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 24 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 25.5 in |
- 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- No drawcord on kids' hoodies
- 1x1 rib knit cuffs & waistband with spandex; Front pouch pocket
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Decoration type: Digital Print
| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
| YS | 17 in | 22 in |
| YM | 18 in | 23.5 in |
| YL | 19 in | 25 in |
| YXL | 20 in | 26.5 in |
- 5.3 oz. 100% USA cotton
- Taped shoulder-to-shoulder, Double-needle stitching throughout, ribbed cuffs
- We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Decoration type: Digital Print